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    “Drug Babies” A Tale Of Immorality

    A middle aged woman who was at one of my clubnights last night was gurning her face off in front of the dj booth all night long. After the gig, she proceeded to harass myself and my chums in an attempt to join our after party entourage.

    Location - Club - 02:00AM

    Gurning Lady: “Hey, hey you! Great set! Great night! Let’s not end it here, I’m coming with you!”

    Me: “I’m sorry but the place we’re going to is a private house and the owners are a bit tight with who they allow in, sorry again.”

    Gurning Lady: “Awwww come on, don’t be like that! I had a baby three weeks ago, I NEED a good party tonight.”

    Me: “What? You gave birth three weeks ago? Are you breast-feeding this child?”

    Gurning Lady: “Oooh saucy! Yes I am as it happens. Why? Do you want a go instead?” *lopsided wink*

    NOTE: Dear mothers… do not breast feed your children drug-milk.

    Location - Back Garden Reflective Chatting Time - 03:00AM

    My Friend: “I mean, I can’t BELIEVE she is breast feeding and going out and taking all that shit and drinking so much.”

    Me: “I know. Technically that baby is going to get off its tits, off HER tits. It’s a major moral conundrum in a gaping chasm of irony!”

    NOTE: I repeat, mothers who are breasts feeding, leave ketamine for the horses and cast of Skins.

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