So Esquire Magazine have uncovered my secret and revealed the only reason I have ever had success with the fairer sex... and that is? Laughter of course. Yes indeed, the gentleman's lifestyle magazine have run a lovely full page interview with your truly about sex, drugs, rock and roll and cultivating the habit of laughter.
It's out now, so pop into your local magazine outlet and skip past that Steve Buscemi interview (apparently he's done a few movies or something or other) to page 27 to feast your eyes on my comical musings.
Because I'm worth it...
...£4.25 that is.
My love for your laughter,
Always,
Jeff xx