Never doubt that I love you…
My beautiful, loyal and very much appreciated friends and followers, it seems I must apologise profusely for my lack of updates of late. I’m still alive I assure you and have been ridiculously busy of late, hence my inability to find the time needed to sit down and write a decent update for you in the past few weeks. As you can see from the photographic evidence above I am truly shattered and have taken to my bed this sunday for a much needed power sleep. However I have decided to give you a taste of my adventures this past month through the visual medium of photos taken on my phone to invite you, my tantalising comrades, to have a sneak peek at my life and its various facets. I do hope you enjoy. Click ‘read more’ to treat your eyes.
Firstly I’ve been doing lots of stand up and improvised sketch gigs across the country. Often resulting in bouts of loneliness only consolable by use of my dear friend, Invisible Tony.
Next I’ve been DJ’ing at various charity events such as the Safe Haven’s Children’s Trust fundraiser and the Get Tested Campaign’s night… visual reminders of what I am playing for actually help me raise the crowd to a higher state of euphoria.
I’ve been running my various clubnights and comedy nights across London. Including a massive two day FIESTA Halloween Weekend with the Urban Nerds. Including photographing black and white semi-nude ladies covered in fake blood. Halloween never looked so good.
DJ’ing the private Mulberry party for the launch of their new designed for Apple bags and hanging out with the flame-haired, lovely-legged, ‘I still would’ form of Ms.Cilla Black. And then sharing hotel room antics with cheeky chappy and all round lovely laughter provider Jack Whitehall.
Having various writing sessions, promotions and DJ meetings and filming sessions across London. Often running into the finest purveyors of Brick Lane fashion in the process.
I’ve been invited to random events such as the Freeze Festival and ended up DJ’ing an impromptu 2hr set filling the tent with floppy haired ‘rad’ ravers.
Being invited to poncey VIP areas of strange late night venues with fire breathing, snake dancing and trapeze and rapidly leaving to hit the real dancefloor and party properly.
Running and DJ’ing at my Masked Madness night, complete with party tunes and arts and crafts! For some good wholesome family fun… with glitter.
DJ’ing as my Men In Masks alter ego alongside the likes of Killa Kela, DJ Zinc and Mary Anne Hobbs at weekend festivals such as We Are Your Friends in Bournemouth, to sold out crowds.
And then travelling straight back to London the next night to DJ at London’s legendary Pacha club!
Doing stand up comedy and improvised stories at Burlesque clubnights such as the Pitty Pat Club in Nottingham, with Luchador themes!
Hosting events for brands such as Xbox and making funny with artists such as Taio Cruz and Paloma Faith in the process…
Drawing and donating artwork to charitable foundations for auction, such as this piece for the No Surrender Cancer Charity.
Once again taking to the decks for an underground warehouse rave this time at Clapham Audio Club.
Having some new ink done by the talented Danny Kelly at Good Times Tattoo Studio in Shoreditch after a spot of tea with the lovely Sadie Frost.
Being invited to attend Take That’s Singstar event and private show and then hanging out with the lads after the show, along with talented photographer Rankin’s lovely wife.
Attending the Toni & Guy Charitable Foundation Ball with the lovely Jim Shaw (Men’s Hairdresser of the Year 2009) and hosting their chairty auction raising tons of wonga for an amazing new children’s ward.
A when I have a spare moment to myself I like to charm snakes, wear lycra with my friends and hang out with Fuel Girls.
And so my friends, once again I say sorry for being so distant for so long, but through the power of twitter you can watch my every move as I twit my twats on the twotterverse or perhaps you can spy into my dealings through facebook or myspace. Whatever the route you take, just remember that I love you all dearly for your continued support of my world domination plan and don’t you forget it!
Jeff xxx
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EVENTS CALENDAR
Leach on Society Comedy Club with Jack Whitehall AND Isy Suttie + guests
March-17-2010-
LOCATION:
Paradise Pub,
19 Kilburn Lane,
London,
W10 4AEWHAT:
8PM-10:30PM
advance £3 tickets from http://www.ticketweb.co.uk or email .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) for guestlist.
‘Leach on Society Comedy Club’
Comedian and TV presenter Jeff Leach hosts this off-kilter, no-holds-barred comedy night at Paradise by way of
Kensal Rise. Featuring the finest new stand up talent, live musical comedy acts, improvisation and sketch groups all
lovingly brought together by tv’s newest rock ‘n’ roller. Content will be of an adult nature, sanitary wipes will be
provided.Line up:
Jack Whitehall
Isy Suttie
James Acaster
Lloyd Griffith
Jeff LeachADMISSION:
£3 advance / £5 door
Men In Masks at Proud Galleries
March-19-2010-
LOCATION:
Proud Galleries,
Camden Stables,
Chalk Farm Road,
London.WHAT:
11:00PM
Men In Masks aka Jeff Leach DJ at Camden’s finest club!
ADMISSION:
£5
Leach on Society Comedy Club with Brett Goldstein, James Redmon + guests
March-24-2010-
LOCATION:
Paradise Pub,
19 Kilburn Lane,
London,
W10 4AEWHAT:
8PM-10:30PM
advance £3 tickets from http://www.ticketweb.co.uk or email .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) for guestlist.
‘Leach on Society Comedy Club’
Comedian and TV presenter Jeff Leach hosts this off-kilter, no-holds-barred comedy night at Paradise by way of
Kensal Rise. Featuring the finest new stand up talent, live musical comedy acts, improvisation and sketch groups all
lovingly brought together by tv’s newest rock ‘n’ roller. Content will be of an adult nature, sanitary wipes will be
provided.Line up:
Brett Goldstein
James Redmond
Tom Webb
The Sunday Defensive
Jeff LeachADMISSION:
£3 advance / £5 door
Men In Masks at The Footloose Party
March-26-2010-
LOCATION:
The Castle,
Commercial Road,
Aldgate,
London.WHAT:
Jeff will be spinning dirty electro, minimal gutteral bass and jackin beats under his Men In Masks moniker with french dj superstar The Footloose.
ADMISSION:
£FREE
Men In Masks at Transmission, Dublin
March-27-2010-
LOCATION:
The Button factory,
Dublin,
Ireland.WHAT:
10PM-5AM
Men In Masks aka Jeff Leach DJs at Dublin’s finest club event alongside the talented Transmission DJs.
ADMISSION:
10 EUR
Men In Masks at Milk
April-03-2010-
LOCATION:
333 Old Street,
London,
EC1V 2PE.WHAT:
Men In Masks aka Jeff Leach plays at this fantastic shoreditch night the usual mix of dirty electro, house, jackin beats and dubstep for you to get down and very very dirty to.
ADMISSION:
£FREE
Leach on Society Comedy Club with Magnus Betner, Adam Tempest + guests
April-07-2010-
LOCATION:
Paradise Pub,
19 Kilburn Lane,
London,
W10 4AEWHAT:
8PM-10:30PM
advance £3 tickets from http://www.ticketweb.co.uk or email .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) for guestlist.
‘Leach on Society Comedy Club’
Comedian and TV presenter Jeff Leach hosts this off-kilter, no-holds-barred comedy night at Paradise by way of
Kensal Rise. Featuring the finest new stand up talent, live musical comedy acts, improvisation and sketch groups all
lovingly brought together by tv’s newest rock ‘n’ roller. Content will be of an adult nature, sanitary wipes will be
provided.Line up:
Magnus Betner
Adam Tempest
Andrea Hubert
Maddy Nebraska
Matthew Highton
Jeff LeachADMISSION:
£3 advance / £5 door
Men In Masks at Boink
April-09-2010-
LOCATION:
Cross Kings Jester Bar,
Kings Cross,
London.WHAT:
This new night welcomes Men In Masks and The Coolness to their launch night. Expect carnage, beats, mayhem and nudity.
ADMISSION:
£TBC
Men In Masks at Club Kamikaze
April-10-2010-
LOCATION:
Club Kamikaze,
Jersey.WHAT:
Expect big bass, dirty beats and plenty of raucous behaviour from Jeff under his Men In Masks dj moniker at this superb Jersey club night!
ADMISSION:
£TBC
Leach on Society Comedy Club with Dave Gibson AND Rob Beckett + guests
April-21-2010-
LOCATION:
Paradise Pub,
19 Kilburn Lane,
London,
W10 4AEWHAT:
8PM-10:30PM
advance £3 tickets from http://www.ticketweb.co.uk or email .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) for guestlist.
‘Leach on Society Comedy Club’
Comedian and TV presenter Jeff Leach hosts this off-kilter, no-holds-barred comedy night at Paradise by way of
Kensal Rise. Featuring the finest new stand up talent, live musical comedy acts, improvisation and sketch groups all
lovingly brought together by tv’s newest rock ‘n’ roller. Content will be of an adult nature, sanitary wipes will be
provided.Line up:
SPECIAL GUEST HEADLINER TO BE ANNOUNCED
Dave Gibson
Rob Beckett
Jessica Fostekew
Kishore Nayar
Ben Target
Jeff LeachADMISSION:
£3 advance / £5 door
Jeff Leach stand up at Electic Mouse Angel
April-29-2010-
LOCATION:
The Regent
201 Liverpool Road
Islington
London
N1 1LXWHAT:
Jeff Leach will be performing his revealing and hard hitting material at this awesome intimate stand up night. Arrive early as the venue is petite and the night is sweet!
ADMISSION:
£1