This is why I’m hot…

I know, I know, I am a bad blogger. Well I have been a busy boy. I'm performing stand up all over the place at the moment (see my live dates for proof), I am writing another new tv show for Current TV called 'Totally Wasted' that I shall be presenting towards the end of the year and I am also recording some comedy characters for YOU to enjoy. All in all it leaves me little time to do what I really want to do, which is connect with all of you. I apologise profusely, spankings shall be self-administered my lovelies. However if one wishes to achieve one's lofty aspirations one must work like an eleven year old sweat-shop child ignored by the internal government and UN support systems.